Backspice is a zoombie.

zoombie: One who looks dead, but is actually about to move very fast.

delaid: Made late by a surfeit of passion.

conclouded: Finished, but rather messy.

aveilable: Accessible, but mysteriously hidden.

prenomenon: An unusual occurrence that is especially noticeable before it actually happens

chainge: To alter by means of a series of links

knaw: To be very well acquainted with something as a result of constant exposure to it

dimminent: something faint on the horizon that is actually about to hit you (for example, an ICBM)

cutless: Sword made by a drunken pirate.

constraction: The process of creating something by pulling teeth.